I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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