Non-Jews are for practice
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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