love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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