I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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