redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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