Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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