i jhust puked up my retainher.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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