Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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