How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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