I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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