is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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