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So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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