he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
