We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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