It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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