i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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