i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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