i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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