in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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