i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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