shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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