I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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