I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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