Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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