I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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