her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
3 2 1 whiskey
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
