That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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