I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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