Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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