Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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