Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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