I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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