I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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