i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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