Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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