I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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