Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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