they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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