I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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