There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I didn't shave. On purpose
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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