I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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