He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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