So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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