i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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