I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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