There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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