He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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