My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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