where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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