that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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