i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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