So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am in a vortex of obligation.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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