it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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