1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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