It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Randomize
