I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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