carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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